If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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