come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
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It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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