butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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