How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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