He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
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Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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