He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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