school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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