My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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