am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Let's get the cat blown out
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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