I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
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