Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
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My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
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he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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