You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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