I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
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Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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