Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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