Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I need to calm my uterus...
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