when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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