Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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