K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
