i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I puked a lego.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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