He is an equal opportunity slut.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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