Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Randomize
