Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
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Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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