I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
