how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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