Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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