Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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