This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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