I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
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If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess