I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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