come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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