Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I cut my penus on the lid.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
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Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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