i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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