I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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