My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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