we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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