absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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