I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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