Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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