That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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