chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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