i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
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Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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