True but thats because hes a fetus.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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