I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
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Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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