I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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