Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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