I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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