I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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