Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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