HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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