My nipple is on Facebook.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
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I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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