so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
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Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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