in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
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Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
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Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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