Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Just invented taco cereal.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
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i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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