She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
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She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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