Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
It's shark week go big or go home
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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