Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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