Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
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I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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